Damastah

Look imma have a bunch of haters' words on this page. Wait let me change that! Anybody who hates on Soulja Boy because of his skills, whoa! I can't even say that. I mean, because of his... what can you call it? Rhymes? We'll go with that. Anybody who hates on Soulja Boy because of his rhymes or musical patterns. (cant call them beats) does not belong on this page. We don't have enough respect for that guy to hate on him. We just wouldn't /couldn't care less. I hope he's not trying to claim any type of titles. No "Master lyricist", no "Beatmaster". Yeah, he made up a popular dance, but that means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Soulja Boy sold on that dance. Everybody does. And the idiots who first liked the song and took it , need to get shot along with it's creator. And in the words of a good friend, "I wouldn't loose sleep if that n**** got shanked."
I dare anyone, or better yet, I welcome you. To defend that piece.* Gimme one reason this guy is respectable. Tell me you like his flows, tell me that he says something worth listening to. Tell me you like "Booty Meat" tell me that you love how he describes his encounters with women (His first stanza in "Booty Meat) Tell me you love the beat! and how smart he sounds. How much time and energy! How he creates his own language (fo?) Tell me!! I wanna hear that! I bet you he's rollin in your money though. He's the wackest rapper to hit the streets since, uhh... Well anyway, he needs to go.

Here's how Soulja Boy makes up his rhymes. This is a little dramatization.
Soulja Boy is walking down the street, and he sees a girl.
"B**** you u'ly". (ugly)
Then he repeats it 4 times. And then 4 more times, and he calls his boy.
"AyoArabIgotdiznewsong. Iz tight. Here it go. 'B**** you u'ly (4x).' How you like it?"
Then they come up with some SUPA WACK! beat and puts it up. And all this in about 5 minutes. In Booty meat, he repeated "Girl, shake dat Booty Meat" like 20 somethin times!!! Did he run out of something else to say? Did he run out of material? Not Soulja Boy, never that. Tell me this, What is "yah?" This guy makes up his own words. What is "yule?" I ask around and nobody knows. Wait. Imma go back to "Booty Meat". I asked this girl and she said "Yes!" WTF! Why? What about it is appealing? How about these lines?

"Shake dat booty meat.
Awl up own me.
Lemme fugyou in da a**
Until you bleed."

Did she like that?
I hope not!

Soulja Boy is full of Holes!

I just made dat nigga roll!

Watch me crank DIS

Soulja Boy can't Superman no mo!

Now watch me

Yule!!

Crank dat Robin Hood...

* piece of what? you may ask. That's the question.